Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

September 7, 2010 #3

US commanders in Afghanistan are now ending their policy of zero tolerance on corruption. They're ending the zero-tolerance on corruption policy and allowing local government officials who are on our side to be moderately corrupt. Well it's the same policy we have here in Congress. It's the exact same thing. We're just taking it over. It didn't really get a laugh or anything.

Monday, October 4, 2010

September 7, 2010 (#2)

A candidate for governor of Nevada is proposing that motorists who pay an extra 25 dollars be allowed to drive in Nevada at speeds of up to 90 miles an hour. Finally, a politician making sense! Yes! Yes! Thank you! Yes!