Sunday, October 3, 2010

September 7, 2010 (#1)

According to a study, listen to this, women. Men! Men waste $3000 a year in gasoline as a result of not asking directions. In a related story, women waste $3000 a year on shoes they only wear once! Thank you very much. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you guys. Thank you. Thank you gentlemen.



Jokes that were rejected:
  1. According to a study, men waste $3000 a year in gasoline because they won't stop for directions. When asked if they were willing to break the habit, the men just watched football and wouldn't respond.

  2. According to a new study on gender relations, my cootie shot needs a booster! Am I right fellas?

  3. According to a study, men don't ask for directions. According to another study, girls are gross!

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