A candidate for governor of Nevada is proposing that motorists who pay an extra 25 dollars be allowed to drive in Nevada at speeds of up to 90 miles an hour. Finally, a politician making sense! Yes! Yes! Thank you! Yes!
Wow, Jay. You'd really kill if you promised no more homework. Let me get this straight: A candidate makes a proposal and your punchline is 'I Agree!'? There's not a bit of craft in this. And I'm not sure we'll ever figure out if the audience is really generous, or being blackmailed.
Jokes that didn't make the cut.
- A candidate for governor of Nevada is proposing that motorists who pay an extra 25 dollars be allowed to drive in Nevada at speeds of up to 90 miles an hour. That sure is cheaper than paying for a speeding ticket.
- Politicians are really stupid!
- There's a politician in Nevada that is promising to raise the speed limit. Driving really fast is like being on a roller coaster isn't it?!
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