Showing posts with label food. Show all posts
Showing posts with label food. Show all posts

Monday, October 11, 2010

September 20, 2010

Well, during…his historic visit to Britain, the Pope stopped in Scotland, where he was served a sheep's heart, liver, and lungs, that were simmered in the sheep's stomach. Does that sound like a meal that you'd serve the Holy Father? A sheep's heart, his lung and his liver simmered in his own stomach! Doesn't that sound like a meal you'd make for Satan?! [sings high-pitched notes] I mean, what is that? What a horrible thing that is.

Friday, October 8, 2010

August 12, 2010

The U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization claims that eating meat is a major cause of global warming, and is urging us to try other alternatives including insects. They say we should eat insects, because they're rich in protein. All right. Here's my question. Say you're eating a bowl of insects, and a fly lands on your food— I mean do you shoo it away or is it j—? I mean just— Really, I mean just what's really—? I mean if it lands there are you—?